Wed 09 Dec
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Wed 09 Dec
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Wed 09 Dec
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He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Jay Gatsby. We were best friends in Louisville. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in Febuary, I became engaged to my first fiancee, Tom who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Chicago, and Gatsby was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Tom, He’d be like, “Why didn’t you send a letter to me in the war?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my wedding, which was an all-east egg party, I was like, “Gatsby, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re part of the lost generation and have new european ideals in contrast to old american ones”I mean I couldn’t have any new-money people at my party. There were gonna be people there from the american aristocracy. I mean, right? He was from WEST EGG. So then he called my cousin nick and started lying to him, it was so retarded. And then He told everyone he went to Oxford because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall, and he threw loads of parties and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack
—me and my friend, to cheer up my Mean-girls fanboy friend who was having trouble with an essay. translated our set-text (The Great Gatsby) into Regina Georges speech about Janis Ian. He loved it.
Tue 08 Dec
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